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May 19, 2011
Facts of life which applies to the Salaried People !
Bank Balance:
First Week : 10,000
Second Week : 1,000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10
Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")
Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
And last....but not the least...
Boozing
First Week : "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Goa. Let's go to that restaurant"
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?"
Fourth week: "Drinking is injurious to health...!!!"
Happy weekend coming ahead.....!!!!
Enjoy life urself to the fullest of its kind- Its just the first week yet
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Apr 17, 2011
Don't worry about WORLD WAR III…
Just sit back, relax and watch because now the Special Forces will take of WORLD WAR III.
111 Romantic SMS
1. Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
5. If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !
9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.
10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
13. Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
14. My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!
15. The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.
16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!
21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!
22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.
23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!
24. I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!
25. If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.
26.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
27. Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time.
28. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
29. If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live without you.
30. They say you only fall in love once, it can't be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
31. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
32.Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.
33. If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!
34.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
35.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
36. If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.
37.I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
38.If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep for ever.
39.Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I'll be right back.
40. Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?
41. If I got a penny every time I thought of you I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow.
42. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
43.A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life.
44. Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?
45. Tonight I ask the stars above. How I'll ever win your love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel eyes my way?
46.The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"
47. The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say "I love you", It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it
48. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I'm with you.
49. You tripped me, so I fell for you.
50. I will love you until my heart stops beating.
51. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
52. I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.
53.Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much.
54. Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you.
In case you didn't know, I'll be loving you always and forever!
55. Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.
56.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.
57. Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part.
58. Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.
59. Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you.
60. Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.
61. Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me!
62.Just had to let you know... you're the best! I love you!
63. You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.
64.I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, "Good Night."
65.Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.
66. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!
67.I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER
68.How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.
69.I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU
70. Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".
71. Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
72. I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
73.It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel...!
74. Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
75. If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!
76.Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:
1.2.3.4.5.6. 7.8.9.10. ..
What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!
77. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"
78. U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead?
79. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
80. By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
81. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
82. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
83.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
84. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
85. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
86.Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you.
87. If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
88. I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
89. I'll love you till the end! And then some more.
90. A day without your love is a day without life.
91. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
92. nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
93.Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...
94. So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
95. I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
96.I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!
97. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u.
98. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1.
99. I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
100. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
101. I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
102. As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
103. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.
104. I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
105. Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
106. Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
107. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...
108. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
109. It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
110. Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!
111. When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?
2. You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
3. You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
4. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
5. If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
6. I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!
7. Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !
8. I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !
9. If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.
10. There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you.
11. When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I found you!
12. I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!
13. Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.
14. My love, words however special ... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart!
15. The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth.
16. Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
17. If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
18. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
19. If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!
20. If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!
21. One day you will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY LIFE!
22. I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I haven't seen anything sweeter than you.
23.True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I met you!
24. I believe that God above created you for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd love you the best!
25. If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name on every star so everyone could look up and see you mean the world to me.
26.I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
27. Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time.
28. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
29. If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live without you.
30. They say you only fall in love once, it can't be true. Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over again.
31. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
32.Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.
33. If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!
34.Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
35.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
36. If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.
37.I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
38.If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep for ever.
39.Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I'll be right back.
40. Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?
41. If I got a penny every time I thought of you I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow.
42. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.
43.A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life.
44. Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?
45. Tonight I ask the stars above. How I'll ever win your love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel eyes my way?
46.The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"
47. The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say "I love you", It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it
48. Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best days only come when I'm with you.
49. You tripped me, so I fell for you.
50. I will love you until my heart stops beating.
51. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
52. I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.
53.Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too much.
54. Words alone will never be able to express the depth of my love for you.
In case you didn't know, I'll be loving you always and forever!
55. Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them travel through your soul, and let them rest in your heart as you rest in mine…I love you.
56.Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've done in my life.
57. Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall never part.
58. Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.
59. Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes naturally, just like loving you.
60. Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.
61. Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me!
62.Just had to let you know... you're the best! I love you!
63. You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.
64.I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, "Good Night."
65.Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.
66. Just when I thought it couldn't get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!
67.I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER
68.How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.
69.I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU
70. Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".
71. Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx
72. I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....
73.It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautifull angel...!
74. Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!
75. If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r 2 me!
76.Listed below are the things that I dont like about you:
1.2.3.4.5.6. 7.8.9.10. ..
What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!
77. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"
78. U have been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart, tresspassin in my dreams and robin me of my senses, uv been sentenced 2 a lifetime with me, how do u plead?
79. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
80. By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you.
81. Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!
82. You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!
83.You are always in my heart, here and everywhere, There is no one in the whole world that makes me feel this way.
84. They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!
85. I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!
86.Tears in my eyes ......... Tears for you ...... Tears that realise how much I love you.
87. If a raindrop would mean ... I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would …. rain all day !
88. I love you even more than when I started this sentence.
89. I'll love you till the end! And then some more.
90. A day without your love is a day without life.
91. U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean
92. nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me.
93.Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...
94. So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !
95. I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.
96.I dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz it aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!
97. Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u.
98. Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1.
99. I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
100. A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!
101. I luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
102. As I lie awake in my bed. All sorts of thought run through my head, Like why do I love you as much as I do. Then I realise its because you are you!
103. I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more. Your happy smile, Your loving face, No one will ever take your place.
104. I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there's no one who misses you more than me!!
105. Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
106. Curved high on a mountain covered in dew... I saw these 3 words... I LOVE YOU!
107. Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...
108. A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???
109. It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.
110. Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!
111. When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be
Apr 9, 2011
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ...
but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Hey drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends even the one who
sent it to them.
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ...
but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
"Hey drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all there real friends even the one who
sent it to them.
Apr 7, 2011
Apr 5, 2011
Whiskers twitching, the mouse stares into the jaws of death - and then pounces on them.
The little fellow had no intention of being lunch for the deadly viper whose cage he had been thrown into. During a vicious 30-minute struggle the mouse tore at the serpent's head with its tiny paws and jaws, finally killing it.
Face-off: The snake and mouse stare each other down as battle commences
The mouse served up as lunch makes a counter-attack on the viper, leading to a 30-minute fight to the death
The outcome amazed firemen in Nantou, Taiwan, who had rescued the footlong snake from a local home and taken it to their fire station as a pet.
Fireman Lan Sengqiu said the snake might have used up all its venom trying to bite them when they caught it, adding: 'The mouse barely had a scratch on him.'
Vipers have a pair of long hollow fangs, that are used to inject venom from glands at the back of the jaw.
During a strike the mouth can open to nearly 180 degrees, and jaws snap shut on impact.
Death is usually caused by a collapse in blood pressure from the venom.
But snakes do have enemies. They can fall prey to large birds, wild boars, mongooses, raccoons, foxes, coyotes, other snakes. . . and apparently mice.
Apr 1, 2011
China’s CRH2
Taiwan's THSR
Korea's KTX
Japan's SHINKANZEN
Spain's AVE
UK's EUROSTAR
France's TGV
Dubai's Metro
And....
INDIA'S ALL ABOARD
Taiwan's THSR
Korea's KTX
Japan's SHINKANZEN
Spain's AVE
UK's EUROSTAR
France's TGV
Dubai's Metro
And....
INDIA'S ALL ABOARD
Mar 22, 2011
The moment you are in TENSION
You will lose your ATTENTION
Then you are in total CONFUSION
and you'll feel IRRITATION
Untimately, you won't get COOPERATION
Then you may raise CAUTION
Why not try understanding the SITUATION
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